'I said, "isn't it the cutest?"... He turned red': Suburban woman reclaims her property line with a garden gnome, shutting down her grouchy, nosy neighbors with a silly statue

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    Font - Posted by u/Impressive_Letter520 1 day ago A Cranky neighbour cutting corners We moved into a nice house that needed a lot of work (and we don't have a lot of money or free time) so it took us about two years before we could start working on the outside. We have a garden and a driveway, which is right next to my neighbours driveway.
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    Font - The neighbours are a cranky boomer and his nosy wife. Judging from their pristine plastic and concrete garden they hate actual grass, loose leafs, weeds and decorations of any kind. He's been complaining from the start about
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    Font - our 'unkept' garden/driveway, the new tiles we ordered for said driveway (that were neatly stacked against the wall of our house) because it looked 'terrible' and the 'messy' backyard (mostly kids toys and bikes, which he, by the way, can only see through his bedroom
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    Font - window..). His wife is an old nosy bat who loved nothing more then standing on our property keeping an eye on us through the window, going so far as SITTING IN MY LAWN CHAIR. She only stopped when we placed a fence. Now she spies on us through the bathroom window.
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    Font - Recently Cranky Boomer was complaining about us walking over his driveway (which we only did because his wife said we could; the tiles had only just arrived and one pallet was placed in such a way that we had to walk around it until we
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    Font - were able to move it a few days later). So we made it a point to never set foot on his precious property, going as far as balancing over the row of bricks separating our driveways and fetching items like a ball that rolled over with a broom.
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    Font - Here's the revenge part; Cranky Boomer kept backing his car up over the corner of our driveway. We were redoing the tiles and a loose piece of tile laying there was cracked the next day. The tiles aren't really sturdy the first few weeks until they
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    Font - balance out and I, of course, wouldn't want my pretty new tiles to crack, so I decided to put a nice solar lantern EXACTLY on the corner of our driveway, with some nice potted plants and rocks and a garden gnome. He HATES it. I watched him
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    Font - from the window, storming out and huffing and puffing. Next time he saw me he started shouting 'What is this thing! Are you trying to damage my car?!' So I said in my most cheerful voice 'It's a solar lantern sir! Isn't it the cutest?' He turned a bit
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    Font - red. 'Why did you place that?!' 'It's a lantern sir, to light the driveway.' 'It's on my property!!' 'No sir it's not.' 'I am telling you I don't want it there!!!!' 'Well I do sir, have a nice day!' and I walked back in. He complained to my husband about me 'trying to 'reclaim' my property
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    Font - by placing stupid decorations.' I love watching him struggle with parking because he was so used to cutting the corner. One day the lantern suddenly disappeared so it has been replaced by a bright pink one. I just love how he hates it.
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    Rectangle - Homelessonce. 1 day ago Please put up a security camera and wait for it to be taken. This time press charges for trespassing and theft.
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    Font - 10 Luke DukeG 1 day ago I sure hope you guys are also seasonal decorators (Halloween, Christmas, Easter...)
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    Product - Mallet-fists 1 day ago C'mon, this is petty revenge... do ALL the holidays and special events. ALL OF THEM 105 Reply Shar gadget850 1 day ago Tomorrow is National Salami Day.
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    Font - ceeceetop 1 day ago edited 1 day ago With motion activated blinky lights and maybe even a musical number. With the motion sensor placed close to their property line so if they get too close when snooping they set off a jingle bell concert and light show. Please, OP. Do it for us.
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    Font - I_Arman 1 day ago One of those pop-up skeletons, right near the driveway, so every time he backs up, it pops up and screams at him. Perfection!
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    Rectangle - ceeceetop 1 day ago And one wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
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    Font - Impressive_Letter520 OP. 1 day ago Yes I just know they hate it. I wanted those stroboscopic christmas lights aimed in their direction but my husband stopped me.. I might buy those massive light up christmas canes though
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    Rectangle - briomio 1 day ago YES! With skeletons, rabbits, huge inflatible turkey, Santa in a sled with all the reindeers...the mind boggles with possibilities
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    Font - If he keeps stealing the solar lantern, replace it with a giant concrete gnome statue or maybe incorporate Snow White and the seven dwarfs into your decor. When he complains, tell him its for the kids.
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    Font - Sweet-Interview5620 1 day ago I'd be making sure that I told him the next time the lantern or any of your property is stolen that you will be taking action for their theft. I'd get a very cheap security camera as you can prove anything you need to.
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    Smile - Impressive_Letter520 OP. 1 day ago I considered this, if this lantern misteriously disappears I sure will.
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    Beard - al PRIVATE PROPERTY

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